How hilarious are NBC's game 7 hypothetical Rudy-esque coaches speeches their analysts give to the empty locker rooms before the game. So classic. It needs more Rudy coach!
Pierre McGuire (Pittsburgh):
“This is your moment, this may not be our rink, but this is our room, we walk together, we go to the ice together, we win together. When this night is over we bring the stanley cup back to our great fans.”
Ok that's semi-rudy. But I got a fever and the only cure is some full blown RUDY.
Mike Milbury (Detroit):
It's a privledge it's not a burden there shouldn't be any pressure. Pressure... hell we know what pressure is. Pressure is the people here that lost their jobs. Those are the people that you... you represent today. And all they want... all they want from you today is one last day of effort, one last day of work. And if you give me that, you'll give yourselves and your teammates and this city... a legacy that will last more than a lifetime...”
Quack... Quack. Quack. Quack! Quack!! QUACK! QUACK!!!
That shit is seriously hilarious. Mind you he's talking to the empty jerseys, pretending to be their coach.
Ps. Clearly Mark Jackson of the NBA on ABC three stooges that did the finals saw that I renamed this site in honor of Hubie B's suckery... and wasn't happy. Thus began an historic rampage of color commentator douchebaggery built cliche by cliche out of meaningless frontrunning one-liners from the mouth of said analyst Mark Jackson during these NBA finals. Well, sorry Mark, Rome wasn't built in a day, and you suck hard, but not as hard as Hubie. But look out old master cause... (in the immortal words of MJ) "Momma there goes that man!"
PPs. Just for you edification hear was one of my mark jackson finals tweets:
"If im rashard lewis i say 'hey we've all been invited to the party somebody get on the dance floor with me'" thanks for that pearl mark
